How long is your one???

 

I have one

You have one

Your mother uses your father's one

And your auntie uses your uncle's one

A married lady would acquire one

But a divorced lady would lose her one

A Pope doesn't use his one

Lee Kuan Yew has a short-short one

Mao Ze Dong had a hairy one

Lord Krishna had a long-long one

Arnold Schwarzenneger has a longer one

Michael J. Fox has a shorter one

Madonna doesn't have one

The Chinese usually have short ones

While the Indian usually have long ones

Do you have one? How long is your one?

Which one is your preferred one?

(see below for answer)

I know what you are thinking of!

Think again. Stop being so dirty minded!!



Answer : its your Surname, what else !!